Top 20 2nd Basemen for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
Hello, friends that I've never met in person. I'm glad to see you again, metaphorically. I've already hit you with my top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball and the top 20 1st basemen for 2015...
View ArticleLet’s (Pretend To Own People Who) Play Ball!
Ma nishtana, how is tonight different than every other night? Because there's some G-D regular season baseball! Ah fanabla! The Padres aren't wasting any time with bird sex or Joaquin Benoit either as...
View ArticleBryce Strikes Thrice
"As Bryce Harper passed home plate after his 2nd home run of the three he hit yesterday, Ian Desmond lifted Harper's helmet and with a flick of the head, Harper's hair fell back in place. If you get a...
View ArticleMichael Yanks The Pineda On K Grenade
Early yesterday morning, on Mother's Day, Bill Hall hopped out of bed to the wail of sirens. There was a puppy tied to train tracks two miles from Bill's house and the train was due for a gruesome...
View ArticleLet Buy Gonz Be Coors Gonz
You in March, "Well, at least if I draft Carlos Gonzalez, he'll either produce or be on the DL." You now, "I wish he would get hurt already. Is he hurt? Could someone tell me what's wrong with CarGo?...
View ArticleCarCo For Correa Puffs
With the time when prospects are called up and Memorial Day upon us, it's appropriate for us to take this time to walk past the fallen rookies of the past. Sorta like the Rites of Passage walk on...
View ArticleDraftKings: Shake off Yesterday and Repeat it Today
It's so frustrating to have just the right matchup, the research points you in the right direction and then, poof, you lose. It's even more infuriating to see that same group of players go off the next...
View ArticleA Think Piece On Rodon
*Grey adjusts his chiseled body, places himself on a seat, props his chin up with his hand, makes sure that he's not covering his mustache.* "Welcome to today's symposium on the intersection of art,...
View ArticleHisashi Super Dry And Unhittable
Hishashi my dashi -- slurp SLURP! Yesterday, Hisashi Iwakuma threw the AL's first no-hitter since 2012, a span of three years (nice math skills, Grey stache!) This wasn't an easy, rollover and let me...
View ArticleSully Sells Seashells By The Sawx Shaw
After the first two homer-game, I was like, "Yo, Grey, stop twirling your mustache and trying to squeeze into your Z. Cavariccis from high school and check out Travis Shaw." And I did. Only, I wasn't...
View ArticleTop 20 2nd Basemen for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
To make sure I don't miss any player in my rankings, I go through every team's depth charts and I go through every eligible player who is projected for at least one at-bat by Steamer. After I looked...
View ArticleTop 20 3rd Basemen for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
3rd basemen are the new Dolly Parton. They are so top heavy they haven't seen their toes in years. After the top ten 3rd basemen, the rest are a wing, a prayer and Winger doing a cover of Living on a...
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2016 Team Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We’ve...
View ArticlePen In Cincinnati WKRaP
Bryan Price, always one for colorful language, should go full Tony Montana about his relievers, "Look at that, I got a junkie bullpen, mang. My bullpen is so polluted! I can't even have a save with...
View ArticleThank You Very Machado
I'd like to dedicate this post to all the mothers out there, and to the most important mother in most of our lives, Manny Machado. The Oxford Dictionary defines mother, "something that is an extreme...
View ArticleDraftKings: Head South And When You Get To Atlanta, Take a Left(y)
Road trip! Everyone pile in to the Razz van as we head to the dirty south. Hrm, that makes it sound like I'm suggesting you go below the equator on someone who needs a bath or a 'shot', so let's...
View ArticleNo Whammies!, Week 6: (:)
According to the internet, a black hole forms when "any object reaches a certain critical density, and its gravity causes it to collapse to an almost infinitely small pinpoint." We almost experienced...
View ArticleTriplorenzo Bombas
*walks into a Moroccan marketplace* I got me some Marra-CASH to spend! Hoo-ah! Wow, I sound a little like Al Pacino in my own head. Okay, I'm going to go over to that table that is filled with...
View ArticleWhen SAGNOF Hits Your Buy, That’s Villar, Ay?
Hold the Internet presses (which is just posting a silly video; that makes the internet stop)! Jonathan Villar isn't owned in more than 50% of leagues? That feels like a personal slight against my...
View ArticleRazznasty League Update: The Exodus
Throughout my time as a dynasty player, I've learned that there's one thing that's as inevitable in this format as death and taxes..... turnover. Sometimes it's simply because a manager no longer likes...
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