Crazy Patience Pays With Frazier, Cheers!
It's nice when your chickens come home to roost. Sure, chickens coming home to roost is usually used to indicate a negative, but whoever heard of roosted chickens not being delicious. Lemon pepper,...
View ArticleDraftKings – Happy Hump Day Stacking
[Sky's Note: I'm not wearing any pants. Wait, that's not the note I came to give you. And how could I carry said note without pockets anyways? Whatevs, our friends over at DraftKings wanted you to know...
View ArticleCueto The Red Thwarts Pirate Offense
As they say in a Jewelery District of any major city, Johnny Cueto pitched a gem. Well, any major city except Detroit. There they call a gem, "Slowly remove it from your finger, and no funny business!"...
View ArticleThe Trumbone’s Disconnected From The Foot Bone
Funny that Mark Trumbo has a stress fracture in his foot, because I now have a stress fracture in my stress-bearing frontal lobe. "You wanna remember your anniversary with the Cougar or Mark Trumbo's...
View ArticleJose Abreu Puts Big Hurt on Rays
Try not to act so jealous, Frank Thomas. A new superstar has arrived in Chicago. After Evan Longoria hit a go ahead 2-run home run in the ninth inning last night against the Chicago White Sox, most...
View ArticleNo Trouble For T-Roy
Troy Tulowitzki is hitting .408. I'm not even joking. Member those days when you'd open up the paper and look at the league leaders? You'd then rub your face with your ink-stained fingers and you'd...
View ArticleWieters Catches UCL Fever
Matt Wieters is headed to see Dr. Freeze about his elbow and likely to the DL. Stop throwing curveballs to 2nd base! Dr. Freeze has never seen an elbow he can't sideline for six months. Can't we have...
View ArticleCuba Limping Jr.
The date was 1 B.O. -- that's one year Before Okrent -- and the Fantasy Baseball Overlord rose from the Fantasy Baseball Overlord's Mom's Basement and said, "Fantasy baseball lovers, I will grant you...
View ArticleStreetcar Named Middle Infielder
The Braves called Tommy La Stella up to replace Fuggla. Here's what I said about a month ago, "Incredibly, we already had a Tommy La Stella fantasy post. Don’t you people sleep?! There, Dano compared...
View ArticleTienes Bat Problemas? Take Morales
The Yankees are now in the fray to sign Kendrys Morales. A 30-year-old guy who seems to be five years older than he is and can't play any position? The Yankees are interested in that? C'mon! Next thing...
View ArticleCreeper of the Week: Holt It Now, Hit It Hit It Hit It
I didn't think this was going to turn into my ode to the Beastie Boys this week, but as fate would have it, it did. Brock Holt has been a beast(ie) of late, but his ownership has barely budged (6.8%)....
View ArticlePitchers And Injuries? It’s In The Cards
A lot of talk has been made about the Fantasy Baseball Overlord causing all of these injuries this year. What people haven't mentioned as much is the why. FBO was born in a small Jamaican village...
View ArticleGregory The Polancomeback Kid
Gregory Polanco broke out Friday night, collecting five hits, scoring two runs, and hitting the go ahead 2-run home run in the 13th inning to win it for the Bucs. Polancopacetic! The Polancomeback (the...
View ArticlePitcher Profile: Odrisamer Despaigne Scores A 128 In Scrabble
Oh, the world we live in today. Computers. Phones. Internet. Baseball followed so adroitly that even the deepest of prospects are owned in NL/AL-only dynasty leagues. It's a wonder any of the farm...
View ArticleContending Teams Go Guerilla For Arms
In a crazy day of trading, the blockbuster has to be David Price heading to the Tigers. Though, I'm not sure blockbuster is the right word anymore. Blockbuster is so 80's. Blockbuster sold out to a...
View ArticleDraftKings – Finally, it’s Opening Day!
Wait, what, it’s f’n August already? I had no idea, because every day is Opening Day in the world of DFS. Sure, it can be a Baby Bitch, but I always come back for more; even if last night’s roster...
View ArticlePax the Destroyer Can Guardian Your Fantasy Galaxy
James Paxton continued to pitch well last night versus the ferocious Tigers tossing six innings, allowing five hits, one run, walking one and striking out a pair to move to 3-0 on the year. We shall...
View ArticleAll They Are Is Dustin & Mig
There's a dark side to the expansion of rosters that no one wants you to talk about. Or people do talk about it, but they talk about it as written by the writers of The Honourable Woman so no one can...
View ArticleDraftKings – Fading the Mound Toppers
I’ve got serious questions surrounding the top pitching options today. Strasburg could quite possibly be the most overrated pitcher in the National League if not all of baseball. He gets owned by the...
View ArticleDraftKings – It Ain’t Easy Being King
With roughly 11 games left in the MLB season, picking players to write about can get tricky over at DraftKings. Why is it tricky? Well for starters look at the Nationals lineup last night - not one...
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