3rd basemen are the new Dolly Parton. They are so top heavy they haven't seen their toes in years. After the top ten 3rd basemen, the rest are a wing, a prayer and Winger doing a cover of Living on a Prayer, which can't hold a candle to Bon Jovi, because A) Jersey B) No one can hold a candle to Bon Jovi because of Jersey. C) There's no C. D) Jersey! I can't remember a position like this for any other year in recent memory, but I've killed my brain for years with hard drugs. If you don't have a 3rd baseman by the 100th overall pick, you might be kissing your 3rd baseman position goodbye. Literally, smooching your computer monitor like you're in that Spike Jonze movie with Scarlett Johansson robot-talking. By the way, Johansson is 31 years old, in nine years, she's gonna be old. In nine years, I'm gonna be distinguished. Damn, Hollywood, you're messed up giving me these ageist ideas! As always, my projections and tiers are noted. Anyway, here’s the top 20 3rd basemen for 2016 fantasy baseball:
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