No Whammies!, Week 6: (:)

According to the internet, a black hole forms when "any object reaches a certain critical density, and its gravity causes it to collapse to an almost infinitely small pinpoint." We almost experienced such an event this past week when... The internet almost broke from the amount of tweets and likes. The earth almost crumbled from the weight and time it took Colon to run around the bases. The jet stream was altered by the jiggles caused by Colon's stomach. The euphoria and joy made the Grinch like Christmas. It's curious that there were few mentions of PEDs. I mean, he did get suspended for 50 games in 2012 due to PED use and he just hit his first career homerun at the ripe old age of 42. I'm just saying. Anyways, I'm not here to be a pooper. I loved it. It was fantastic. Plus, there's always this.