The date was 1 B.O. -- that's one year Before Okrent -- and the Fantasy Baseball Overlord rose from the Fantasy Baseball Overlord's Mom's Basement and said, "Fantasy baseball lovers, I will grant you one wish." One Fantasy Baseballer swooped his wisp of hair over his balding spot, in case he ran into any girls, and stepped forward, "I wish that all players would be healthy." The Fantasy Baseball Overlord scratched under his armpit, thinking. "Fine, prematurely balding man, I will grant you your wish. May all players be healthy. Just not all at the same time or while on your team." And with that the FBO descended back into its mom's basement, since it was almost snack time. As the Overlord descended the stairs, the prematurely balding man yelled, "Wait, I didn't agree to that!" But it was too late, and now Jose Abreu's landed on the DL too. Can't we have anything nice?! Please return to us, The Grande Dolor! Wait a second, where was Frank Thomas this weekend? Frank Thomas did a Snapchat with the Fantasy Baseball Overlord, didn't he? Answer me true, universe. The White Sox are saying Abreu will be fine to return after the minimum 15 days, and I say, *long sigh* hopefully. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
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