Funny that Mark Trumbo has a stress fracture in his foot, because I now have a stress fracture in my stress-bearing frontal lobe. "You wanna remember your anniversary with the Cougar or Mark Trumbo's recovery timetable?" Shut up, frontal lobe, I hate you! I wish you were dead! *wavy lines* Hey, I have no frontal lobe anymore. Cool, I really like this episode of The Big Bang Theory. They are a gang of funny people! I wish Slystevesr Stallone would do more movies. He's so awesome. Slvester? Why is there a red line under that? Damn, I can't spell my favorite movie star's name without my frontal lobe! *wavy lines* Okay, I'm glad I have a frontal lobe, but not glad I have Mark Trumbo on multiple deep league teams. Wah, wah, wah, that's the sound of my sad Trumbone. This could mean more playing time for Tony Campana -- SAGNOF! -- or steady playing time for Cody Ross -- um, AGNOF!, I guess. Last time Trumbo had a stress fracture -- how many stress fractures does this guy have? -- he was laid up for close to six months. Yay. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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