DraftKings – It Ain’t Easy Being King
With roughly 11 games left in the MLB season, picking players to write about can get tricky over at DraftKings. Why is it tricky? Well for starters look at the Nationals lineup last night - not one...
View ArticleTop 20 2nd Basemen for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
Hello, friends that I've never met in person. I'm glad to see you again, metaphorically. I've already hit you with my top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball and the top 20 1st basemen for 2015...
View ArticleLet’s (Pretend To Own People Who) Play Ball!
Ma nishtana, how is tonight different than every other night? Because there's some G-D regular season baseball! Ah fanabla! The Padres aren't wasting any time with bird sex or Joaquin Benoit either as...
View ArticleBryce Strikes Thrice
"As Bryce Harper passed home plate after his 2nd home run of the three he hit yesterday, Ian Desmond lifted Harper's helmet and with a flick of the head, Harper's hair fell back in place. If you get a...
View ArticleMichael Yanks The Pineda On K Grenade
Early yesterday morning, on Mother's Day, Bill Hall hopped out of bed to the wail of sirens. There was a puppy tied to train tracks two miles from Bill's house and the train was due for a gruesome...
View ArticleLet Buy Gonz Be Coors Gonz
You in March, "Well, at least if I draft Carlos Gonzalez, he'll either produce or be on the DL." You now, "I wish he would get hurt already. Is he hurt? Could someone tell me what's wrong with CarGo?...
View ArticleCarCo For Correa Puffs
With the time when prospects are called up and Memorial Day upon us, it's appropriate for us to take this time to walk past the fallen rookies of the past. Sorta like the Rites of Passage walk on...
View ArticleDraftKings: Shake off Yesterday and Repeat it Today
It's so frustrating to have just the right matchup, the research points you in the right direction and then, poof, you lose. It's even more infuriating to see that same group of players go off the next...
View ArticleA Think Piece On Rodon
*Grey adjusts his chiseled body, places himself on a seat, props his chin up with his hand, makes sure that he's not covering his mustache.* "Welcome to today's symposium on the intersection of art,...
View ArticleHisashi Super Dry And Unhittable
Hishashi my dashi -- slurp SLURP! Yesterday, Hisashi Iwakuma threw the AL's first no-hitter since 2012, a span of three years (nice math skills, Grey stache!) This wasn't an easy, rollover and let me...
View ArticleSully Sells Seashells By The Sawx Shaw
After the first two homer-game, I was like, "Yo, Grey, stop twirling your mustache and trying to squeeze into your Z. Cavariccis from high school and check out Travis Shaw." And I did. Only, I wasn't...
View ArticleTop 20 2nd Basemen for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
To make sure I don't miss any player in my rankings, I go through every team's depth charts and I go through every eligible player who is projected for at least one at-bat by Steamer. After I looked...
View ArticleTop 20 3rd Basemen for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
3rd basemen are the new Dolly Parton. They are so top heavy they haven't seen their toes in years. After the top ten 3rd basemen, the rest are a wing, a prayer and Winger doing a cover of Living on a...
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2016 Team Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We’ve...
View ArticlePen In Cincinnati WKRaP
Bryan Price, always one for colorful language, should go full Tony Montana about his relievers, "Look at that, I got a junkie bullpen, mang. My bullpen is so polluted! I can't even have a save with...
View ArticleThank You Very Machado
I'd like to dedicate this post to all the mothers out there, and to the most important mother in most of our lives, Manny Machado. The Oxford Dictionary defines mother, "something that is an extreme...
View ArticleDraftKings: Head South And When You Get To Atlanta, Take a Left(y)
Road trip! Everyone pile in to the Razz van as we head to the dirty south. Hrm, that makes it sound like I'm suggesting you go below the equator on someone who needs a bath or a 'shot', so let's...
View ArticleNo Whammies!, Week 6: (:)
According to the internet, a black hole forms when "any object reaches a certain critical density, and its gravity causes it to collapse to an almost infinitely small pinpoint." We almost experienced...
View ArticleTriplorenzo Bombas
*walks into a Moroccan marketplace* I got me some Marra-CASH to spend! Hoo-ah! Wow, I sound a little like Al Pacino in my own head. Okay, I'm going to go over to that table that is filled with...
View ArticleWhen SAGNOF Hits Your Buy, That’s Villar, Ay?
Hold the Internet presses (which is just posting a silly video; that makes the internet stop)! Jonathan Villar isn't owned in more than 50% of leagues? That feels like a personal slight against my...
View ArticleRazznasty League Update: The Exodus
Throughout my time as a dynasty player, I've learned that there's one thing that's as inevitable in this format as death and taxes..... turnover. Sometimes it's simply because a manager no longer likes...
View ArticleDraftKings: A Phillies-ophical Question
Alright everyone, get ready. It's time to hole yourself up inside your house even when it's sunny and think long and deep thoughts about things that really don't mean anything. But being fantasy...
View ArticleWD Needs More Than WD-40
Wade Davis hit the DL with a forearm strain. Brooks Pounders was called up in a corresponding move. Brooks Pounders is also my favorite AVN starlet. This sounds ominous for Davis, a forearm strain...
View ArticleRazznasty League Update: Can’t Truss It!!
Sometimes you ask and you shall receive and in that vein, I begin this month's Razznasty update. Now I know the two questions you're asking, what did you ask for and receive? And which vein? First,...
View ArticleHarvey’s Shoulder Is Getting On His Nerves
Yesterday, Matt Harvey met with the Mets' front office and told them, "You ruined my shoulder! I was the Dark Knight! Now I'm 1960s Batman in hard-to-watch Technicolor unable to move my arms to do...
View ArticleDraftKings: Take a Chance on Lance
Take a chance on Lance! He's gonna do his very best and it ain't no lie. If you put him to the test, if you let him try. Take a chance on Lance! All Lance McCullers needed was to get a blister and some...
View ArticleBuy Clippard If You Need A Closer Save
After swinging a deal for Aaron Hill on Wednesday, the Red Sox have beefed up their bullpen trading for Brad Ziegler. Ziegler was rocking a 2.82 ERA, 1.46 WHIP and 18 saves with Arizona but he will...
View ArticlePosition Eligibility for 2017 Fantasy Baseball
On Dancer! On Prancer! On–Oh, I didn’t hear you come in. Welcome, reader! Grab some egg nog and brandy it up to the fire. You look festive. I love that Rudolph tongue ring. That's the great...
View ArticleRolling In The Deep, Week 2: Still A Big, Steep Hill To Climb
Being in a crazy deep league can be a double-edged sword. Planning for a draft or auction where you know your last roster spots are going to be filled by players who are literally listed as 0% owned in...
View ArticleFanDuel: To Kershaw Or Not To Kershaw, That Is The Question
Welcome to another beautiful Wednesday slate. I was so pumped for this slate until I looked and realized Clayton Kershaw $12,900 is on the bump..Don't get me wrong I love Kershaw; he's an amazing...
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